The adorable plush…

Thanks to St Nicholas, there is a full size plush of Hen’s dog toy in production.

This one is not made by a grandmother and uses modern tailoring technologies and the finest secondhand corduroy known to man. A calico prototype is shown in the pictures.

Once complete, the doll will make the long haul from Van Dieman’s land to the New Europe where it will be put into circulation.

Seamstress Debbie Trollip (not her real name) ran this up in no time with minimal effort, for no reason.