The first box of There's a Bug On My Arm That Won't Let Go arrived the other day and the first book out of the box could be yours with a formless scribble by yours truly on the first page. Simply email me the name of your most reviled insect (no spiders please) and if it matches the S E C R E T A N S W E R then this particular book will be yours. First past the post wins. Competition must end by June 30th 2017.

Conditions: Relatives and friends of and the employees of Moon Tiger Mosquito Coils Pty Ltd. are not permitted to enter.